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ORDER NEW RESIDENT WELCOME PACKAGE!

WAIT FOR NEW RESIDENT WELCOME PACKAGE! RECEIVE NEW RESIDENT WELCOME PACKAGE!

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BUY NEW RESIDENT WELCOME PACKAGE FOR OTHER PEOPLE!
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WHAT'S INCLUDED: Resident card*, file folder, and welcome to city Toronto letter (signed by director of tv show THE SICKS).

IF YOU WANT YOUR ACTUAL PHOTO ON THE CARD YOU NEED TO EMAIL US PHOTO TO MAYOR@CITY-TORONTO.CA WITH "RESIDENT" IN SUBJECT LINE

* THIS RESIDENCE CARD IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING NOR DOES IT AFFORD YOU ANY POSSIBILITIES.
YOU ARE SUBJECT TO SEARCH OF RESIDENCE CARD SHOULD CITY TORONTO ASK FOR IT.
THERE ARE NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS ON RESIDENCE CARDS.

 

2016 THE SICKS. This parody website was designed to remind the creator that this might have been just a big waste of his time.